+++Donald Rumsfeld Prohibits Use Of Camera Phones For Picture-Taking During Wedding Ceremonies Of Gay US Soldiers With Purple Hearts In Iraq+++Bush: 'We have intelligence that all members of the Generation Big Thumb are (1) gay (2) anti-american (3) bolshevik (4) born in MA (5) wear the Purple Heart (6) potential VPs of Kerry (7) early adoptors to these nifty technical gizmos with built-in lenses and now auto-focus (8) fully aware of the fact that 'Rheingold' is not a new burger creation from McDonald but an opera from Wagner and a sage having written some kind of Smart Mob book or whatever (9) like Sousveillance, Yale and that MBA thing (10) read The New Yorker on a daily basis and -- even unterstand it: we´ll nail ´em all to the wall!'+++Rice shocked: 'I´ve no clue!'+++
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